“She took me to her elfin grot,
And there she wept, and sigh’d full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.”
That’s right, La Belle Dame Sans Merci wore spectacles.
The other day I licked Matt’s glasses to turn his attention from the TV – piece of advice, if you know somebody who wears specs do not do this – just politely call their name.